List of songs in which the narrator uses their own name in reported speech

I know, I know - it's a pretty tight genre. Can it be a coincidence, though, that all these songs are insanely great?

• They Might Be Giants - Sapphire Bullets Of Pure Love
  "John, I've been bad, and they're coming after me"
• The Cheapskates - My Favourite Girlfriend
  My girlfriend threatened to leave me, she said "Matt, you can't deceive me any more"
• Jenny Owen Youngs - If I Didn't Know
  You said "Jenny, you look better on the ground"

There are more, I'm sure. I'll update this post whenever I spot one.

That's right, you guys - I'm happy to be the world authority on this. I've got this one. It's cool.